May 2013
fizzyginger: If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point
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parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
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love-aziza: kidxforever: Apparently you can’t be famous, rich and black without being in illuminati Of course not that would require black people to have a work ethic, smarts and a sense of ambition. Three things that are apparently not in our genetic make-up
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“Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today.”
– Cherokee Proverb (via thebaldspot)
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teenager: Im eating just in case i get hungry later
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10 Things a Taurus Hates:
lovesexzodiac: People who brag too much Mess and disorganization Clothing that is torn or missing buttons Bad cooks Being ignored in public Public speaking People who don’t wear deodorant Being the butt of humor or practical jokes Not being smart or as an intellectual Fast food
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sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
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congragulation: WHOA kids born in 13 will be turning 2000 this year
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zackisontumblr: my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I’m like this is a private residence if you don’t leave I will call the police
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moonupabove: askinnyblackman: elloelen: theprettygoodgatsby: piffsburg: Females: I want equal rights. Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female. Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit Even if they throw the first punch? how about no one hits anyone because hitting people is wrong #god damn we learned this...
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roughrimjob: beggin for the d like What lol
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z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
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i have two moods: touch me don’t touch me 
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Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
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WatchWatch
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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kyssthis16: quintessentially-queer: theuppitynegras: veganrantss: White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about. MOST RELEVANT THING I’VE EVER HEARD BOW!
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peroquevaina: I find it silly when Dominicans are like ‘omg! not all of us are black, there are some of us who are in the middle!!!!11111eleven!’ Get over yourself. 
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